1) Bad Mommy: Carter has the flu....I didn't realize this at first. He woke me up at 4am and told me that when he drank some water he choked. I thought this meant that it just went down the wrong pipe so I told him to go drink some more...slowly. He came back to my room to tell me that he drank too much water this was followed by a 5 minute barfing session. I stayed up with him and watched Dora on Tivo with him sitting on my lap...then he had the Hersey squirts in his pants!!!!
2) Bad Tooth fairy: Noah woke up at 7:30 and came in my room crying...the tooth fairy forgot to leave money for the tooth that he lost last night at Daddy's birthday dinner....she was up all night filling out thank you notes and working on Christmas calendars. The poor little boy found a $5 bill (instead of the standard single) in his tooth box after school and ooops the fairy's helper forgot to take the tooth!
3) Bad Handy woman: I finished painting the garage door and front porch yesterday and happily deposited my overused paintbrush in the trash can....when I woke up I was surprised to find that it had rained last night! The porch will have to be painted again but I refuse to do it until the summer.
4) Bad Library Patron: After Carter had diarrhea 3 more times in his pants I put him in a pullup and proceeded to lay down with him to read "Outsiders Within- Transracial Adoption". When I reached over I noticed that Carter had barfed on it!!! (This was actually great because these were my exact sentiments about the whiny people in the book who like to blame all of their problems on their parents without taking any responsibility for their own lives or just moving on.)
5) Bad Personal Trainer: So the stress of the above with a Parent teacher conference and no travel date thrown in for good measure I consumed quart of chocolate Peanut butter Ice cream and half of a Digioro pizza!

I NEED A TRAVEL DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Can you hear the deparation in my exclamation points?!)